The truth is…

Aries:

is a sassy bitch, let’s just accept that. always answering back, they’d even answer back to any god (may it be diplomatically or sarcastic)
always give people cheap gifts not because they’re broke but because they think that’s the only standard or gift you deserve
has a huge disgust with humanity so they either get delusions of controlling the world or they avoid/limit their human interactions
their logic is out of this world: it’s either you get mesmerised and see a new horizon or you end up getting crazy because you can’t get it
beneath all their layers, they’re one of the smartest and hardworking people out there… always willing to help you study/work/etc.

Taurus:

their trigger word is literally food and all its proper nouns. they’d sell their souls for a ceaseless supply of food and they’d won’t regret
literally possessive as fuck, aphrodite lives in their titties cos they dun calm down if they see someone circling around their man/woman.
obsessed with getting shit organised y’all don’t even know. they will never move unless a very detailed blue print is in front of them.
they will keep hustlin more than a twenty of you combined. they know and prioritise how precious time and money are.
when they say they can’t do an errand/plea, dun quickly believe them at all cost or you’ll get a small surprise: they’ll do it after some while.

Gemini:

know that archetype of a kind person who’ll obey & follow you to the death but has so many fucking personal motives? yep, that’s gemini.
their knowledge and expertise are vastly scary; multilingual people and historians. they aint called GEMinis for nothing, hunty.
for them, it’s a dog-eat-dog world. if you don’t match their pace, you’re basically out of their surviving list, whatever list that is.
insanely in love and proud making other people swoon over them (oh the oozing warmth of being loved and respected) but says otherwise
bad at remembering dates but that dun mean they love you less or you’re not that important to them, just believe in them.

Cancer:

they dun talk much but best believe me, whenever they speak it’s either they gon hand you your ass or roast the living shit out of you
are all terminally sarcastic bless their souls. they don’t have time for your bullshit, they don’t even have time for their own.
they will never side or they will avoid picking a side. they’re the best people to rant cos they will literally get where you coming from.
one of the sweetest and loving signs out there but for some reason, they tend to have some problems making real long time friends.
always look brooding or even out of reach. that’s cos they’re afraid words/actions won’t come/show they way they really want them too.

Leo:

so demure but once you get close to them/they know they have the upper control, they will fucking nag & bully everything
but after the searing primadonna stage, these lions are all just smol precious clumsy beans who must be protected at all cost
knows the traditional ways or romancing someone, like the flowers and cupcakes and shy yet formal asking you out for events/dates
easily clouded by false/dark ideas and hard to snap them out of it. it takes another brave alpha who can help them out of the cray
but don’t be fooled, these lions can be tamed and would be willing to tag along the right people for the rest of their life line.

Virgo:

dont slack off in front of them, they will give your ass a whoop back to reality. trust me, they give so much vigour and moral to people.
not easily scared of pretty much anything because they always think about the story/reason behind it, for this one, what made it scary?
they can get super fucking salty and shady and they aint afraid of being salty and shady, for a good or bad reason whatsoever.
they never fail to always see the bigger picture, that also means they’re not afraid to do everything to get to the biggest picture.
loves having fun and enjoying life without taking advantage of things or forgetting to be humble and well-grounded.

Libra:

too pure for this world but these people have a skyrocketing tendencies to becoming a yandere (lol they probably already are)
their aesthetic perfectionism sickness is practically beyond all earth signs combined: they’ll set fire on anything lower than their standards.
too kind and angelic we dun deserve them. we also dun deserve their life sucking flirtatious killer charms. we just dun deserve then all in all
these bitches love to meddle with other people’s business tho. either they save the situation or aggravate it, there’s no in between
even with all the hate on their kind, libra people just keep their heads up and tryn’a understand and accept other people’s view of them.

Scorpio:

for the vagillionth time, y’all have to remember that these “””devil children””” are all just 4D weird bastards who easily space out.
the sexy airheads we all get from anime. but dun cross them & their fambam, they won’t think twice about apathetically cutting you.
everyone’s fairy godmother/father cos if they love you & they see you deserving, they will lavish &treat you so great. aint lying, dis the truth
willing to learn from others but is obsessed with “i am the most mature one so my wisdom is the greatest and the only effective one”
so many layers, like they’re literally never-ending. but after plucking all these layers out, you’ll see a fragile marshmallow baby inside

Sagittarius:

they need like a dozen of hobbies as outlets for their energy. if they don’t get the energy out, they become a host of a time bomb.
insatiably absorbs all information of all kinds like a baby on his mom’s chest or a tic sucking out blood from a fresh catch: you choose
no one really knows if they’re showing genuine reaction/emotion cos you don’t know if they’re forcing it or not or they dun even know too
is the jack of all trades cos they have so many talents but can’t focus and drill hard on one cos they jump from different talent to another
may come arrogant but always they always want everyone to be happy and enjoying the time, probably more than how libra wants it.

Capricorn:

always late on almost everything. insomniac children of the night, so no matter how dire the situation is, they’ll always be late. deal with it.
condescending as fuck cos they know they can do pretty much anything please beware they are vicious machiavellians
obsessed with segregating people in their lives; they don’t want their friends to socialise with their family, this group with that group, etc.
avoids and gets easily tired with human interaction, but is magically brilliant with human interaction. their magic? idek ask them.
after you pass their scrutinising sifting of people in their lives, you’ll just see a funny, dependent, happy-go-lucky, perverted side of them

Aquarius:

also don’t like taking sides, will never jump onto anything without all the cards are seeable, yet also not afraid to speak up in the end.
obsessed and deranged with their fanaticism of any horror shit idk how they can carry on with a fine stomach after all that scary jazz
can never be controlled, they might seem controllable or easy to manoeuvre but spare your ass and don’t be fooled by this sign
disappears and reappears at their own will, and doesn’t care about the consequences of their absence, they literally don’t care.
in the end of the day, aquarius has no fucks to give any of the other signs. they don’t ask for a lot and they just wanna be left alone.

Pisces:

are quiet little shits who looks way more gorgeous when they’re mad cos they just turn fiendish but still in a cute way, like wtf how???
needs a fuck ton of guidance from older or more mature people cos they tend either the laziest, silliest, or most annoying things ever.
how fucking annoying it is whenever they pull out the victim card like dude shove that thing back where it belongs or so I will.
are actually sensible people, kinda shocking for some but it’s the truth cos these people stay in tune with their emotions, they dun run away
break them to pieces and you’ll see a child needing to be loved and wanting to know what are the things that they can improve and learn

(via wohenpiaoliang)

The Signs at their Best / The Signs at their Worst

Aries at their best: Full of life, adventurous and with a bright light in their eyes – a light bright enough to make all darkness disappear. Challenging, caring and with a big smile on their face. Admiring all beauty they can see, their head filled with plans. Nothing could ever bring them down, nothing could come between them and whatever it is that they want.
Aries at their worst: Doubting themselves in a very destructive way. They think it’s all their fault and that they can’t make anyone truly happy. Reckless. Cannot be reached by anyone, no one knows what’s going on inside their head. Harsh. Don’t care if they hurt someone’s feelings or not. Don’t care at all.
Taurus at their best: Absolute sweethearts with a great wits. Their heart is only open wide for people they choose carefully because they know it’s for their own good. They know what’s good for them and they’re confident because they know what they’re capeable of. A true and fair winner. Caring, charming, funny, intelligent, affectionate.
Taurus at their worst: They seem cold and careless. They know how to use words when they want to cause pain with them and they do that. Doubting themselves, suddenly lost all their confidence. Can’t really control their feelings and tend to explode. Not looking after themselves and their loved ones because they’re busy being stuck in a bad mood but deep down they’re very very sorry for it.
Gemini at their best: A head full of ideas, a chest full of life. Up to something great, smiling, laughing, telling jokes, telling the greatest stories. Caring, motivating and inspiring. Freedom-loving, passionate about life, creative. Helpful, knows how to cheer you up. They don’t run out of energy, they keep going.
Gemini at their worst: There is no sparkle in their eyes. Their hands are cold and their look is empty. Everything bores them, bothers them or sucks the life out of their bones. They don’t see or hear anything, they’re lost in thoughts. Get mean easily, say things they don’t mean. Hurt others on purpose but end up hurting themselves. Self-pitying, over-emotional or not showing any emotion.
Cancer at their best: Brave people of good heart. Kind and caring, spreading love and good vibes. They fight for what they want, they always have something to say. Generous, understanding, shining as bright as the sun. A smile that makes others smile. They are very strong and handle their emotions wisely. Not to be underestimated.
Cancer at their worst: Say or do things they regret immediately. Forget to take care of themselves. They don’t talk to anyone, don’t reply. They tend to put themselves under an enormous emotional pressure. May manipulate others or completely lock themselves away.
Leo at their best: The literal sun. They shine so bright even when they’re not smiling. Their laugh echoes, everybody hears it. Very proud, ambitious, kind, fair and loving. Bring happiness wherever they go, bring light into the dark. Full of dreams and very intelligent. The one that makes a boring evening a perfect one. Protective and they have a great sense of humour.
Leo at their worst: Believing themselves to be not good enough, doubting themselves and suffering from it. Harsh and kind of cold. Their look is still powerful and you dare not to speak to them. They drift away, may get mean or change their mind really quick because they just don’t know what they want and it frustrates them so much.
Virgo at their best: Really good at doing what they love to do. Happy to spend time with people they like, generous and gentle, wise, gives great advices. Takes hints, makes great surprises and knows how to comfort people. Full of life and they have a great wits. The one that keeps you grounded. Honest and fair.
Virgo at their worst: Causing pain or worries to others to release themselves from it. They may be manipulative and self-pitying, exaggerating and not really speaking up. They tend to make decisions they will regret later. They forget how clever they are or they doubt their skills and their intelligence and make themselves smaller than they are.
Libra at their best: A great supporter. Someone with an eye for beauty, a charming smile and an amazing aura. They are funny, full of ideas and spontaneous. Remember little things and can easily make others happy what they love to do. Very creative, honest and they have a wild soul.
Libra at their worst: Moody, not seeing themselves as the masterpiece they are. Letting everybody know how they feel. Cold and feeling incredibly bad about it. They just hide away from the world and won’t let anything come close to them. In pain just because they see all the flaws in their lives although there may not even be some.
Scorpio at their best: Passionate, strong, strong-willed, skilled and loving. They are full of secrets which is why they can keep secrets like no one else. An entire universe for themselves. They don’t care about limits but in a good way. They share their ideas and dreams and cheer others up.
Scorpio at their worst: Neglecting their friends, their family, their duties and themselves. Reckless and not saying much about it. Things that usually fascinate them do not fascinate them anymore and they feel like nothing could ever make them smile again. Everything they love starts seeming so irrelevant to them.
Sagittarius at their best: Funny, uplifting, full of life and good energy. They don’t care what anyone thinks of them, they will dance to loud music whenever they feel like it. They are open minded and interested in things, prepared to stand up for what they believe in at any time.
Sagittarius at their worst: Feeling depressed and not able to explain it, express it or talk about it. Over emotional and hot tempered, about to explode although they don’t always know why. About to yell at someone for little things although they don’t want to. Tired of everything.
Capricorn at their best: A guardian angel. Always there when you need them, glad to help. Caring for themselves and really moving things. Know how to use words and what to say in any situation. Working on something great, motivating others, taking care of people.
Capricorn at their worst: Sarcastic and they just shut everything down. Maybe bitter over something, maybe making others upset, too. Seem to have given up. Not sure what to do or what to say. Doubting themselves deep down but not willing to admit it. Not showing any emotions.
Aquarius at their best: An actual source of energy. Always have the greatest plans and ideas, dislike boredom. They love communicating and meeting new people, seeing new places. Curious about life, wanting to explore the world. Lift others up with their presence only.
Aquarius at their worst: Complaining over everything and annoying others with it. They don’t care about anything anymore, reckless. Do not care anymore and do their own thing even though it might not be good for them. Ignoring others and feeling empty deep down. Like they ran out of energy.
Pisces at their best: Supporting others, taking care of others but also of themselves. Very clever, know what to say, funny. Their fantasy knows no limits and they’re very productive. Do art or listen to music. Make others smile and fascinate them. Playing their own little games. Inspired.
Pisces at their worst: Feeling incredibly sad because of how the world is. Manipulative and stubborn. Actually dangerous because you just can’t tell what they’re up to. Revengeful. They have no energy and feel powerless, underestimated and not treated how they think they should be treated.

astrologistics:

Says they’re patient and they are: Sagittarius, Virgo, Libra

Says they’re patient and they’re not: Aries, Cancer, Aquarius

Says they’re not patient and they are: Taurus, Pisces, Gemini

Says they’re not patient and they’re not: Capricorn, Scorpio, Leo